ok, so i'm not the best writer of humorous captions. deal with it.
said caption (since you asked) refers to the fact that, right now, my 25-pound cat hobbes is falling asleep on my bedroom floor. he snores because he's too fat not to. i just tried taking a picture of him to demonstrate how fat and sleepy and cute he is, but he woke up. and anyway, the shot was crooked. oh well.
in other news, MTV is telling approximately 10 episodes' worth of lies about my (not very) beloved alma mater, SCPA. the trailer is here.
no, we do not do perfectly choreographed hip hop dance routines in the cafeteria. fail, MTV.