in other news, studies have shown that spooning with a small dog increases the release of endorphins into one's body, thus rendering one happier. okay, so i made that up. but seriously, don't knock it till you've tried it. my jack russell terrier, chico, is a hell of a cuddler.**
*actually called immunoglobulins, but calling them goblins makes them sound more awesome and less disease-like.
**also, possibly, a better boyfriend than any human i've ever dated. just saying.